Yes or No game

Yes....Do you like fast cars

yes --- as long as i'm not in it --- do you like liver ---

NO....Do you like onions with your liver.

yes --- do you eat cheese ---

yes --- do you have a boyfriend/ partner ---

Yes......Do you have any children

no --- do you watch a lot of tv ---

No,,Do you listen to music alot

no --- do you get the chance to read once in a while ---

yes....every night..

do you like to paint..

no --- do you like to wallpaper ---

yes
Do you love to paint walls

Nooo --- i hate decorating --- do you like to window shop ---

No. would rather go in and look about, more to see.

Have you ever been tresspassing on private property.

no --- have you ever walked 'The West highland way' ---

No never heard of it.

Have you ever been over everest.

no --- have you ever been to London ---

Yes..what a crap hole..

Have you been on a plane

no

have ya ever told ya parter to back off

never needed to







have you ever eaten till you were sick ---

yes, just last night.


Have you ever forged your parents signature.

no - its to complicated


Have you ever not done yer homework and told yer teacher yer dog ate it?

not that i remember








have you ever eaten Escargot(snails) ---

no






have you ever smashed a parents favourite vase and blamed it on sumone else?