fun riddles

i know this i think is it your NAME ?

whats hairy out and hairy in you lift your leg to pop it in?

what i dont know what thas iss

but yep its ya name ere another one

u can drive me but i have no wheels, u can slice me but i remain whole, what am I?

its a golf ball i think

yap ya good at these like...

heres another one

where is a place where conviction cames before an investigation?

is it a SOCK madasahatter ??

You walk into the room and find a man hanging from a beam, with a puddle beneath him in the middle of the room. The beam is 8ft off the floor. There are no chairs or stools in the room so how did he hang himself.

he stood on a block of ice and waited for it to melt ??

nice one.

Ok man in field, lying dead. There are no tracks in or out of the field. how did he get there.

hmm.... Parachutists parachute didnt open ??

if it took one man 4 hours to dig a hole .... how long would it take 4 men to dig half a hole ?

well that would depend on how many shovels they had.

let me think.

know the answer yet ??

i did not think you could get half a hole
a hole is a hole

yesssss !! you gots it

took yer time that lol

i was in the kitchen making a bottle for wee man, so i am allowed ok

excuses

nahh i joke

yerr ill let ye aff this time

yer turn for a riddle !

giz a minute, playing the other threads, to balance them up, start having a go in all the games.

the answer the Eternal Chaos is he jumped without a parachute ... its a great joke dont ya think..